Why I’m based and red-pilled, while you’re cringe and blue-pilled.

Maxwell
2 min readFeb 28, 2021

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That’s right, I’m based and red-pilled, and you’re cringe and blue-pilled. I’m a chad alpha male while you’re just a smelly, miserable beta cuck.

The Definition.

Urban Dictionary defines based as: “The quality of having an opinion without regard for what other people think, often a controversial opinion but not always. Upon expressing such an opinion it is customary for others to acknowledge the person as being based.” That’s me, that’s a description of me right there, because I’m based, while you’re cringe.

Cringe, on the other hand, is defined as: “When someone acts/ or is so embarrassing or awkward , it makes you feel extremely ashamed and/or embarrassed.” That’s literally you, oh my god, hahaha, that’s literally exactly like you oh my god, you’re the literal definition of cringe, you should be ashamed!! Hahaha, such a loser, oh my fucking god…

Proof.

Me and your mother, having sex, but it’s actually Spongebob and Patrick from Spongebob, this didn’t actually happen in the show, I just picked this image because it looked hot.

As I said before, you’re a miserable beta cuck while I’m a chad alpha male, you want proof? I had sex with your mother last night, it was extremely fulfilling, she was so hot and curvy, I would post a picture here, but it’s too hot, I might get banned off this website, but your mother is really hot, that’s why I had sex with her, you clearly didn’t inherit any of her genes, because you’re ugly and you smell. Your mother doesn’t smell bad, she actually smells pleasant, unlike you.

You spend all your time on reddit and discord, have you ever been to the outside? I, on the contrary, actually go out every day and talk to hot women, that’s how I met your mother. I also go to the gym every day, that’s why I have big, oily and veiny abs, and I also have a six pack… yeah… it’s very big… I’m very strong, I bet I could lift a car.

I run a very successful business for other chads and based kings like me (pyramid scheme), that’s how I have so much cash and free time to go to the gym. I don’t play video games or read books, I only work-out, y’know, as I’m writing this, I’m currently curling weights, yeah, you wouldn’t be able to do both at the same time, while I can, so suck it nerd.

In Conclusion.

I’m extremely hot, and cool, and swag and rich. I own 10 houses and have fulfilling hot sex with many women. While you, don’t go outside and have never touched a woman outside your family. That’s why I’m based and red-pilled, while you’re cringe and blue-pilled

fin.

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